Private parts not wanted

I've been putting this off, but can't any longer. I have finally decided what to give up for New Year's: my mom's hoohoo.

I'm sorry, that was blunt. But there is no sugar coating the sights I've seen for the past week. Ever seen full frontal... your mom's? I didn't think so. Very few people have had the pleasure and I recently got to join that club. I didn't sign up for it, I was voted in before I knew what had hit me.

Mom and I shared a hotel room during my sister's wedding in Florida. I knew Mom would need a lot of help. She is disabled after all. But-

I HAD NO IDEA.

I may be back to believing in Jesus Christ because he must be punishing me for something. Only those who deserve the very worst would get the sentence I received. Daily crotch shots from my mother. Eeeeeek!

I could never be a lesbian. I hadn't ever thought about it until that quick glance in the wrong direction scarred me for life. Seeing what I saw.... oh dear. Words just can't describe it. And maybe it's worse because it was my mom. Who knows. But I am shouting out a clear warning to all who will listen. When your mother's pants are off STAY OUT OF THE ROOM!

Mom just giggled. She thinks my reaction was funny. Even after lights out that first night I could hear her laughing. I don't think it's funny at all.

The things I experienced during this trip are literally unmentionable. I cannot tell you what I went through. It would get back to her and she would KILL me. But just use your imagination. And then pray that I will be granted the power to block it all out. That is all I ask.